When asking for your signature on a document, people will often say with a smile, "Alright now, just put your 'John Henry' right there."
The correct response to that statement would be for you to take out a large hammer and slam it upon said document with all the power your frame can muster.
John HANCOCK was the signer of the Declaration of Indepenence with the largest signature who reportedly said, "The British ministry can read that name without spectacles; let them double their reward." click for more on John Hancock
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