When asking for your signature on a document, people will often say with a smile, "Alright now, just put your 'John Henry' right there."

The correct response to that statement would be for you to take out a large hammer and slam it upon said document with all the power your frame can muster.

John HENRY was a "steel drivin' man." click here for the 411 on John Henry

John HANCOCK was the signer of the Declaration of Indepenence with the largest signature who reportedly said, "The British ministry can read that name without spectacles; let them double their reward.click for more on John Hancock



Picking the Right "John"
When asking for your signature on a document, people will often say with a smile, "Alright now, just put your 'John Henry' right there."

The correct response to that statement would be for you to take out a large hammer and slam it upon said document with all the power your frame can muster.

John HENRY was a "steel drivin' man." click here for the 411 on John Henry

John HANCOCK was the signer of the Declaration of Indepenence with the largest signature who reportedly said, "The British ministry can read that name without spectacles; let them double their reward.click for more on John Hancock